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Jan 09
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Top Rejections, 9/01/09

#116455 Fri Jan 9 02:33:48 EST 2009 0411351xxx 
Did ya ring it hehe

come on man, the ‘recipient’ field is RIGHT THERE.

#116302 Wed Jan 7 17:06:07 EST 2009 0403194xxx
Hey hun its peter
#116305 Wed Jan 7 17:22:49 EST 2009
How have you been
#116346 Wed Jan 7 22:25:05 EST 2009
Do you know who this is
#116451 Fri Jan 9 00:05:45 EST 2009 
Hey hunie what you doing
#116453 Fri Jan 9 00:55:10 EST 2009 
Y wont you text back :(

if you’d had the guts to call you’d know by now, Peter Persistent.

#116441 Thu Jan 8 22:09:06 EST 2009 0433050xxx
When are you coming around i miss the tast of your penis

and just the other night i was looking at some chorizo thinking i could use some hot italian sausage.

#116406 Thu Jan 8 16:52:47 EST 2009 0422018xxx
What time are picking mum up???

ooh .. family member.  burn.

#116368 Thu Jan 8 09:24:59 EST 2009 0430271xxx
AN JUST FOR UR INFO ID RATHER SEE THE MOVIE BY MYSELF OR WITH AARON THEN WITH SOME FAT PORKY PIG?? WHO”S MARRIED TO A OVER GROWN UGLY WALRUS!!!

hahah, Curbside Homewrecker who texted a lot earlier in the week is still messaging!

Jan 07
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Top Rejections, 7/1/09

#116252 Wed Jan 7 11:13:05 EST 2009 0430271xxx

Ulle never ever hear or see from me again. So u can continue sleeping around with the fat curb side crawling slutts!!!!!! Got it brodie

i’m thinking that’s exactly what he wants, sister!  wow, this girl’s been texting a damn lot.


#116239 Wed Jan 7 08:33:11 EST 2009 0432612xxx

I requsted my waste bin to be re emptyed and they dont do it for me they recken im lieing i gave my dads name and this number to them

thanks for letting us know, confusing young man!



#116238
Wed Jan 7 08:16:20 EST 2009 0429613xxx

Hey darren from the other day at pier.freakin drunk that day.u girls were a lot of fun wil av to catch up again

evidently drunk enough to not realise they weren’t interested.


#116225 Tue Jan 6 22:44:06 EST 2009 0466366xxx
I reject you bitch

i always love it when they don’t quite understand what just happened.


#116190 Tue Jan 6 19:44:37 EST 2009 0410715xxx
Ur a fuken piece of shit arnt ya, weak c unt fuk u & whoeva u know slut.

not so amazing on its own, but combined with a confusing flurry of well-wishes and abuse, this is just gold.